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1.
semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex
"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."
by Dev321 July 14, 2006
 
2.
1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 17, 2011
 
3.
A man who believes white bread isn't white enough.
Man: Do you know where I could find the white bread?
Rick Santorum: The bread in which you speak of is not white; the only white on this Earth is our brothers and friends of the Ku Klux Klan.
by Stonesour025 July 30, 2006
 
4.
the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.
I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!
by moustacherocker November 08, 2006
 
5.
A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.
If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.
by politiTRUTH January 15, 2012
 
6.
To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
by nikkiru-s January 07, 2012
 
7.
One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.
I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.
by Ploxhoi December 29, 2011