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1.
(verb) To use short, crafted statements to justify or legitimize unpopular statements or actions. Usually used as a public relations or propaganda technique. See spin
1. My boss mitt me when he laid me off by telling me that it was to my benefit by opening up my opportunities elsewhere.

2.That politician mitt the protester who questioned him on his "corporations are people" statement by saying, "corporations are made up of people so they are people"
by Kanefire January 09, 2012
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2.
A girl who catches a lot of balls
denise is pretty slutty when she drinks... what a mitt
by prison mike February 13, 2012
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3.
Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.
I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!
by Robert June 14, 2006
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4.
Female genitalia, particulary genitalia on an attractive female body.
Went to Trappers last night with Ryan and Jer and no kidding, we were knee deep in Mitt!

So Daryl, how was she man?
Let me tell ya buddy, she had a Mitt like velvet!
by nothingbuttrouble May 22, 2005
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5.
refers to ones own hands
i had all i needed, gas can, razor wire, hack saw, and my mitts
by Humpleton Jarble September 17, 2005
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6.
an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants
Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
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7.
{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
by slangbitch August 29, 2012
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