Salt beaver 

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

Salt beaver by Starrbird January 23, 2009

Salt beater 

1) when you have sex with a girl and then you put salt in her eyes. Then you beat the shit out of her.

Can you believe that guy, he is a salt beater?

His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.

He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater

Salt beater by notasaltbeaterbecauseitsbad February 24, 2009