Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 17, 2012

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 15, 2015

Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 29, 2016

salami pouch

vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.

I put my cock in her salami pouch.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Lebanese Salami

An extremely large and long penis of Lebanese origin (known for their large penis size}, that if unleashed, can inflict some serious damage on objects and innocent bystanders. A term for the male genitalia that describes a penis with substantial length, girth and attitude. If it penetrates a vegina, it will leave it damaged and possibly impaired.

Holy crap! Check out Dave’s Lebanese Salami! He might as well be a porn star!

by BadDogi January 22, 2016

salami guy

a cb member with speed coil pfp or ham infected with fungus

salami guy : hi i am salami
someone : but... salami meaning penis in urban

by Robert Blarg December 3, 2022

Salami Overlapping

An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.

We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
or
My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!

by peppolla October 14, 2009