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Self produced bling. Commonly found on modern day individuals who declare themselves as rappers.
Note: If one wishes to produce such bling he or she must first obtain the "Swag Stick." The Swag Stick resembles a dildo; however, it is usually four times in length and width than the average. The process by which a Swag Stick allows someone to grow bling has only recently been discovered. Once in possession of a Swag Stick the person must insert the stick viciously into their anal rectum. From this point, he or she must rotate the "Swag Stick" around as if he or she was churning butter. Doing so will activate the "Swag Switch." On activation, the Swag Switch will cause the body to secrete enzymes which produce a chemical reaction in various parts of the body. One will begin to develop illustrious medallions around the neck region and diamond earrings on each ear. Common side effects include: the delusional effect of having such a large object inserted into one's anus causing he or she to believe they can rap, clothing to suddenly increase in size making items such as pants drop lower and appear as too large, one's feet may morph into Nike basketball shoes even though he or she is not able to beat an infant in the game, a multitude of Italian cars may appear in one's driveway out of thin air, income may suddenly sky rocket even though no new talent has been acquired, etc...
Pre-edited "Turn My Swag On" by Soulja Boy
I get my swag stick
I churn my ass hole
I turn my swag on...

Post-editing
I turn my swag on...
by Wherecanibuyaswagstick April 29, 2009
 
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bacssicaly your style
like yo dog i like that shirt i like how you rock it your swag is tigth
by 4-8-09 April 29, 2009
 
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being a beast and getting ass.
kevin richards is the definition of swag
by swagsterfasfasDa April 12, 2009
 
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The random articles of free crap, usually received at some kind of convention, frequented by creatures commonly referred to, as Nerdaphrodites.
"Dude, check out this swag from the Halo Wars booth!"
by Ricky Smiley February 11, 2009
 
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Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v. swagged, swag·ging, swags
HAHA i just sold that bitch some swag
by Tokey Weed August 26, 2008
 
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Secretly Wanting Anal Gratification
Bill the Metro thought he got a compliment when his boys said "Bill you are SWAG!"
by BR0909 March 07, 2008
 
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Shit We All Get
Usually refering to cheap weed
You aint sellin me no fuckin swag
by Ian Russell January 03, 2004