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sex with alex gaskarth.
rian: what did you do last night?
jack: SWAG.
rian: siccck.
by KINFEFORKSPOONHELMET. April 18, 2011

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a light switch
I'm going to bed. can you hit the swag?
by ze fireman April 06, 2010

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SWAG is not a word. It is an acronym which stands for Stuff We All Get. Typically used to describe cheap merchandise given out freely by radio stations; bumper stickers, t-shirts, key chains. Nothing anyone would pay for. Also common among the drug culture in reference to common, low grade marijuana.

Variation: SH.W.A.G in which case the first word "Stuff" is replaced with the word "SHIT".
The local radio station is passing out the same, lame SWAG at the concert while all the pot heads were smoking their usual Mexican swag (shwag).
by staytuned June 29, 2006

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Swag is the sum of all things awesome and right in the world. Swag or swagger can be obtained by carrying yourself in cretin ways. Swag can be earned by doing courageous acts, doing cool or swaggeriffic things and by pulling crazy shit off with no intention to impress or flatter someone. Messing up could also be considered swagger of said action causes people to become rotfloling. You may lose your swag by being a douchbag and attempting to act cool.
1. (pulls off crazy dance move) "damn bro! They got some swag!!!"

2. (Douchbag wearing sunglasses in a dark club.) "Bro he's tryin to hard. No swag there."
3. (trips over crack in ground falling into fountain making a crowd of people laugh) "now that had swag!"
by Cartdud December 26, 2011

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Swag, the way one carries themselves, or in other words tripod and joshd&joshp ... they are pure sexed and run shit & are swaggerlicious doe. TOO MUCH SWAG, LIKE WHOA BRO. they'll blow you away , they got da maddest swag yaknow. #toostealthy
stranger: too much swag.
me: ikr
by jackingoffahorse December 10, 2011

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the way in which you present yourself. The ability to walk into a situation and immediately being complemented on style
Chucky walked into the room and people began to talk to him because of his SWAG. While that was going on, a girl named zoe with a very small, almost sand spec sized amount of what she calls #swag, was in the corner watching community all by herself.
by johnnytacos October 18, 2011

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Vomited up methadone which is then sold to be taken as methadone, in liquid broken down form. Often used to pay for prostitutes by drug addicts.
Hooker:What do you have?

Drug Addict: I got some swag.

Hooker: Thats good for 20 minutes
by phillyswagger October 16, 2011

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