father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

Father's Milk 

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Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

Father's Milk by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

Father's day 

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

Father's day by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Father's Day 

a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.

Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

Father's Day by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Father's Day 

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

Father's Day by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

father's day 

The most confusing day in Harlem

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!

father's day by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003

Father's Day 

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃

Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"

Father's Day by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019