Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about
parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe
sex.
Don't fall for lines
like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe
sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of
cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating
anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating
ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe
sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
