Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
denied, forbidden, being slapped down by someone greater than you after making a stupid comment.
Person: I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I wanna make babies with Duran Duran.
Person 2: Dude... You are so fired.
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