8 definitions by Oddjobguy147

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Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
by Oddjobguy147 April 17, 2006

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Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
by Oddjobguy147 March 03, 2007

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When you back into an object with a vehicle.
Hey, dude you just rear end that Lotus Elise behind you?
by Oddjobguy147 June 14, 2006

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Rolling on ecstasy
Last weekend I was thizzed at work and hugged everyone I ran into.
by oddjobguy147 June 07, 2011

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During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.
i taught your mom how to do it santa style
by Oddjobguy147 May 29, 2006

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A street I drove on the other day.
Take a left on Greenbrier Ave., then go up Sex Drive a few miles and your there.
by Oddjobguy147 July 01, 2006

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When your little knight is wearing protection.
Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?
by Oddjobguy147 June 13, 2006

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