A subcategory of Boysmell
Comes typically from overweight males who are unhygienic, spend all day rotting in bed, and are gooners. Sources of the smell are usually the area between his sack and thigh, though the little area between the sack and crack is known to emit a similar scent known as as “Crackstank”.
“Omg, I was cuddling with my boyfriend last night and he tried to put me in a Dutch oven… his Rotsmell is so bad…”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"