by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019
A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
by Christobear April 6, 2021
Interrogative word from the first "Age of Empires" game, sometimes pronounced by villagers when selected.
As the priest's "Wololo", this word has been used as taunt in Age of Empires 2.
As the priest's "Wololo", this word has been used as taunt in Age of Empires 2.
"Rogan? Zukatah!"
by StrangeMusicInside September 3, 2009
The name for a really awesome person, a person who is handsome, loving, funny, helpful, and everything in between. It's the guy every girl wants to be with. The guy who sticks by his pals no matter what. The guy who never turns his back on those who love him. The best guy ever made.
by darkpheonx May 4, 2013
The Rogan is an abbreviation of the "ROyal groGAN". It applies to a grogan of complete and absolute perfection in all categories of analysis. The rogan is very rare, and if in a lifetime you lay 2 or 3 of these great creations, you have led a successfull existence.
There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.
See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.
There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.
See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.
After months of practice, Dennis laid a grogan so perfect in size, beauquet and valeur it could be termed by no other word than the rogan.
by Boon September 8, 2004
Rogan - abbreivation of relationship between Rory Gilmore & Logan Huntzberger on WB's "Gilmore Girls"
You: "I'm a Rory/Dean shipper they're so cute!"
Me: *snort* " As if! I'm a Rogan shipper all the way, they're much better suited!"
Me: *snort* " As if! I'm a Rogan shipper all the way, they're much better suited!"
by Lisa Parnell December 3, 2007
by noirhawk October 20, 2005