11 definitions by J Clayton Bearsby

Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Butt pumping

You know the definition. Sodomy

Rogan and Crowder are insatiable when it comes to butt pumping.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Logos

Truth. Honor. Logic. Morality. Valuing truth and morality above all else.

That fine gentleman was very honest and grounded speaking some OG wisdom with heavy Logos

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Big Bear

A gigantic furious beast of a man with giant bear balls and a razor sharp tongue.

Did you see Big Bear crushing gammas the other day? The Big Bear was mauling special boys and sodomites viciously last night.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019