Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012
when you go to a bar pick up a young lady and she takes you home and you have a threesome with her and her mother that is a Rocky mountain double
by Rockhoundcolorado November 25, 2008
To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".
by Hoss December 31, 2004
When you are sliding your member between a woman's large breasts, and without warning, finish above the neck.
Horseyface was riding those tata's when before Meggers knew it, he gave her some Rocky Mountain Refreshment.
by Monkey Gray October 12, 2007
Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly
by buck neckd March 31, 2011
A sexual act that begins with the female lying on the floor, naked with her legs spread facing the bed. The man, who is naked as well, stands on the bed. When both partners are ready, he jumps from the bed and slams his genitals against his partner's. This should cause instant, deep penetration. This move is dangerous and known to cause such injuries as ruptured testicals or ovaries and broken pelvises, so use it at your own risk.
by Confucius of Murica January 21, 2015
After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.
Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.
Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.
by theredddevil July 22, 2015