Riseability

The ability to rise, as defined by Minnesota Timberwolves television analyst Jim Peterson.

"Have you ever seen Rodney Carney dunk? That dude's got serious riseability."

Riseability by AndyReierson February 25, 2009

Rimmability

The measurement of one's ability to receive rim jobs. See the example box below for details.

There are varying degrees of how "rimmable" an individual is. These degrees are known as "rimmability," and the level of rimmability is known as one's "rimmability quotient." One's rimmability has several key factors and forms, among which are:

Cantankerous rimmability: when one's rimmability quotient is so low that the beholder is angered

Congruent rimmability: when a person's quotient at a given point one
day is the same as their quotient the following day at the same time

Inverse rimmability: a person's quotient as a result of reciprocal rimmability

Limited rimmability: when a person's quotient cannot go above or below
a certain number due to outside factors

Parallel rimmability: when two people have the same quotient at the same time

Reciprocal rimmability: when a person's quotient is lowered by exactly
the same ratio as it had been previously raised

Spontaneous rimmability: when a person's quotient rapidly and
drastically increases or decreases with no definite cause

Variable rimmability: when a person's quotient is subject to frequent
change, be it positive or negative

Rimmability constant: the process in which rimmability is determined

Rimmability quotient: a ratio of one's ability to be rimmed as
determined by the rimmability constant

Rimmability variant: the amount that one's quotient can be changed

Rimmability by Branman November 30, 2007

Rickability 

The ability to take something that is fairly simple & complicate it beyond explanation.

He used he Rickability to screw everything up.

Rickability by DrCole April 22, 2013

jerry-rigability 

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

jerry-rigability by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

rapeability 

one's ability or likelihood of being raped

that meth head chick in Evil dead had a high rapeability.

rapeability by ChrisPR September 2, 2013

Rideability 

an adjective that describes the best party or the hotest girl and to describe someone that can ride on a party till sun rise!

dam bro ole brods rideability fur sure.
That party last night was straight rideability you feel me?

Rideability by Coach Doze April 12, 2009