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Red vs. Blue

A humorous machinima web series based off of the X-box game "Halo". Set in the "Blood Gulch" multiplayer death match map, the series revolves around the hilarious hijinx involving two squads of soldiers, one in variations of red armor, the other in blue armor.
"You know what? I fucking hate you."
Red vs. Blue by John Rand April 30, 2004
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red vs blue 

An absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls
z0mG red vs blue iz teh b3st fukin sh0w eva b1ch!!!!!11!11
red vs blue by abcdef123happy man December 13, 2009

red vs blue 

A wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks.
Normal person: Hey lets go do something outside.

C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can
wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get
one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay
and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.
red vs blue by WTF is a Rosie! January 2, 2009

red vs blue 

A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why:

Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd.
geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years.
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda.
Burnie - A Texas redneck.
Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew.
Kathleen - A wannabe slut.
Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew.
Matt - Another Texas redneck.
Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff.

o.o
red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.

o.o
red vs blue by Superman22 April 23, 2005

red vs Blue 

An internet series featuring to teams in the middle of a box canyon fighting a pointless war. There are two sides the red side, consisting of all the little red guys, the guys fighting in the canyon, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and for a while, Lopez. On the other side, there is Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex
Sarge-Vic! I need an air strike and on the double!
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?
red vs Blue by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

red vs blue 

A web series in which XBox's Halo game sequences are recorded and voiced over as a sitcom.

By the way, Sarge is right. There is no motion capture in Red vs Blue. Take that, Prof Chaos!
Tejas! Tejas!

The Puma.

Is this Blue Command?
Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on?
You sure? The Blue Command Base?
Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu....

Red vs Blue 

An internet series about two sides fighting a pointless battle for a pointless war in the middle of a box canyon. There are the reds, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Donut, then there are the blues Church, Tex, Tucker, and Caboose.
O'Mally-Into the abyss! Never to be seen again! unless I want to be seen, in that case, if I see you before you see me...look out.
*skips*
Sheila-he took lopez!
Grif-Where is he
O'Mally-up here you fools!
donut-that guy is wicked fast!
Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find!
Grif-track sucks!
O'Mally-You suck!
Red vs Blue by Mustache Man March 3, 2005
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