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Red V.S. Blue
An extremely popular machinima series made by using the Halo Xbox game series. The characters are placed in a boxed canyon in the middle of no-where on an alien planet. As new characters are introduced, the canyon becomes a dangerous place. The machinima has great comedy and an awesome story. The characters keep it alive.
In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.
Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."
Doc: "Your friend is-"
Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"
Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"
Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."
Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."
Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"
*long pause*
Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."
Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."
Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."
Doc: "Your friend is-"
Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"
Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"
Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."
Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."
Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"
*long pause*
Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."
Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."
Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
Red V.S. Blue by CookieMuncherMuchies July 17, 2009
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Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by S.M. Entertainment. The group debuted on August 1, 2014, with their digital single "Happiness". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Irene, Seulgi, Wendy, Joy and Yeri.
Red Velvet by jennie kim December 25, 2016
red vining
red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012
Red Velvet
Red Velvet are already K-pop’s most musically interesting girl group, and “Bad Boy” solidifies them as one of the best in the game overall.
Red Velvet by pinkredible December 18, 2018
Red Velvet Challenge
When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
Red Velvet Challenge by But Sects September 3, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.