7 definitions by But Sects
Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?
No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
by But Sects December 30, 2016
When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.
Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked
Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked
Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
by But Sects December 11, 2019
The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
by But Sects June 15, 2021
When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
by But Sects July 18, 2020
The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
by But Sects December 11, 2019
A small preliminary shit that, once expelled, gives way to a large volume of feces. It resembles and reminds one of the crust of dried mustard that forms on the cap of the bottle which must be voided before the main mass of the condiment can be squeezed out.
Jason: "How's your stomache ache, bro?"
Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb."
Jason: "Gross dude!"
Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb."
Jason: "Gross dude!"
by But Sects June 15, 2017
When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
by But Sects September 3, 2023