Red Lacing 

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

Red Lacing by AMoney April 4, 2012

Replacing the Divot

While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.

You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").

Replacing the Divot by Ginelo September 30, 2006

Redlaing

Description of a Australian knob that tries to lure in wildlife from the outback.

Hey Redlaing, stop trying to suck out that kangaroo's bone marrow!

Redlaing by TheCrazyNimrod September 13, 2019

replacing the milk 

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

replacing the milk by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

Redfacing 

When one is pooping so hard that their face turns red

“Oh boy! Justin is really redfacing!”

Redfacing by splart February 11, 2024