If a tiger had sex with a tornado and then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would be Rajinikanth. Rajnikanth's stray sperm impregnated a woman 1000's of miles away and the result was Chuck Norris.
Rajnikanth was bitten by a cobra. After four days of intense suffering, the snake died.
by f4k31d11 October 22, 2010