Top Definition
1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
by samsayton March 18, 2011

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