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Rolling on floor crying my eyes out.

first used in a facebook post by mia in the year 2010.
Random 1: OMG!
Random 2: What?!?
Random 1: Pokemon has been cancelled!!!
Both: ROFCMEO
ROFCMEO by solsed February 13, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Rolling on Floor Poking My Eyes Out
The comments on that thread were so idiotic that instead of ROFL I ended up ROFPMEO.
ROFPMEO by Got Owl April 23, 2009
Related Words

ROFLMEOW 

Routinely Overlooked Felines Left Meowing Endlessly Outside the Window
Chrissy8: Oh that poor, neglected kitty :(
DahrkMastR: ROFLMEOW :(
Chrissy8: :'(
ROFLMEOW by startpanicing September 16, 2009

roflmeowcat 

roll on floor laughing while clutching a toothbrush
1) omg i totally just fell over nothing
2) roflmeowcat

sort of the cooler version of rofl and roflmao and cool because it has the word meow and cat

can also be roflmeowcas (roll on floor laughing while clutching a stick) or any other word you want to put on the end.
roflmeowcat by lozza_luvs_lora August 22, 2010

rofcmaool 

Rolling on floor crying my a** off out loud (rolling on floor crying+crying my a** off+col)
OMG U JUST GAVE ME 1000000000$ ON APPLE PAY ROFCMAOOL!!!!!!
rofcmaool by Yaboiblaiz September 21, 2020
rolling on floor crying my ass off!
s0n u best be steppin off niggs!
ROFCMAO by M0USEhunter February 23, 2003

roflcmeo 

Rolling On Floor Crying My Eyes Out

When you laugh so hard that you begin crying instead, whilst rolling on the floor. Almost similar to rolfmao, but expresses more laugh.
#1: Did you see that hilarious film last night?
#2: Yeah man, I was all roflcmeo!
roflcmeo by Pesk October 1, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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