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QueerMan 

A massive failure at Aquaman costume that resulted in the gayest costume, ever.
"what is he dressed up as?"
"Uh... looks like queerman"
QueerMan by annoymous4378657 February 24, 2010
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queerman 

anyone who watches game of thrones.
James is such a queerman, he watches game of thrones whilst munching on carrot sticks
queerman by BiggDickkSam May 2, 2019

Gaylord Queerman 

A insult you use when someone try’na be gay on you. It is a level 9 burn which requires some burn cream to recover. Can be used to replace the insults: PooPoo Face, Gay Af, Gaylord Queerson, and Mega Fagot.
Person1- Ayo want to come over and smash?
Person2- Ew get yo retard ass “Gaylord Queerman” look’in face out of here!
Person1- No bro like the Nintendo video game.
Person2- Still no that game sucks ass!

Queerance 

"Those man-thongs are on clearance at TJ Max!"
"Heh, its a Queerance!'
Queerance by Navanac January 1, 2010

Queerantine 

When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.
“I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”
Queerantine by Adamconda April 22, 2020

Queerantine 

When you’re part of the LGBTQ community and are in quarantine due to the COVID19 virus.
No worries, I’m staying homo sweet homo in self queerantine!
Queerantine by Lsears March 20, 2020

queermonkey

a word used to discribe a person who is kinda gay but is still your friend. Not as mean as queermo
WOW, Conner you are such a queermonkey why did you take my sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!
queermonkey by LeRoyb October 17, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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