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Queefsack 

1. Someone who is definitively useless;
2. Used to denote that one is as useful as a sack used to capture queefs.
(Essentially the upgrade (or downgrade) from douchebag but not as important as a motherfucker)
Jess: he is just not emotional, completely sarcastic about everything; the kind of person you have to get used to...
divO: smh...sounds like you're wasting your time w/ a queefsack.
Queefsack by Media Divo January 10, 2009
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A very spicy cunky queef, often leaving people with a tears like when you cut an onion. The equivalent is having salsa, or wasabi put in your eyelids.
I'm not crying, she just had Queefsabi
Queefsabi by JD_23 November 8, 2011

Queefsicle 

When it's really cold outside, and a girl queefs. The air from the queef produces the "smoke" you see when you take a breath and it is cold outside. At this moment you point, and laugh your ass off.
Ok your outside hanging out with some friends.... all of the sudden "Katy" (or any girl) queefs. You then see the "smoke" you turn to your friends and say. "Holy shit bro did you just see that queefsicle?" At that moment you all point and laugh.
Queefsicle by Mr.TacoManTheNoobis January 26, 2011
Example 1. Did you eat all of my queefsa?
Queefsa by Jeasurments September 21, 2009

Queersack 

A man of homosexual persuasion, often flaunting their queerness by wearing/carrying a woman's garment such as a purse or fanny pack.
Badass: "Nice fanny pack ya queersack!"

Queersack: "Nice uh..uh...whatever!"
Queersack by LongJohns555 February 9, 2010

queefcake 

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.
I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.
queefcake by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006

Queersac 

A particularly promiscuous member of the LGBTQ community. Someone who is gayer than gay and shows it.
Yeah I know who Brad is, that guy is gayer than gay, what a queersac.
Queersac by Lildansan November 6, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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