by TJ November 19, 2004
1. a neat sounding word, by which is used to make someone sound smart as they use it right, even if the sentence doesnt make sense.
2. a word, when used wrong makes you look like a sucker.
2. a word, when used wrong makes you look like a sucker.
by A guy who cares August 1, 2005
(Adjective) Something that is too intense to be described as "intense"; extremely awesome
This word can be used when no other word can be found to describe an awesome occurence
This word can be used when no other word can be found to describe an awesome occurence
by Black Panther/White Lightning May 12, 2010
An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"
2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
by Charitable Disguise December 6, 2019
/ˈkwän(t)əm flipiNG'/
The reality-bending combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, and Peyote. Quantum flipping may cause the user to feel like they are transcending the boundaries of this physical dimension.
The reality-bending combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, and Peyote. Quantum flipping may cause the user to feel like they are transcending the boundaries of this physical dimension.
Friend: What're you doin for New Year's Eve?
Me: Quantum flipping
Friend: Oh, really...why?
Me: So I can finally escape this shitty dimension
Me: Quantum flipping
Friend: Oh, really...why?
Me: So I can finally escape this shitty dimension
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 22, 2020
Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
by Dan^2 June 17, 2019
Rizz on a extra physical, molecular level. The most fundamental of rizz. Normally used for people with inhumane levels of rizz
by ThatGuy2001 December 13, 2022