Quandom
Quandom by Jack Randomson December 30, 2009
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Quandom
Drangler 1: aw shit i got chlamydia and it wasn't even that good
Drangler 2: damn you should've used a quandom
Drangler 2: damn you should've used a quandom
Quandom by the quandom man June 1, 2022
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Quandom • Quando Rondo • quanomalous • quando • Quandong • quadomni • quandam • quandmuffling • Quandoe • Quandollamella
quandmuffling
Pronounced Kwond-muffaling and derived from the French literal meaning 'when eating pussy' this word does exactly what it says on the tin.
'Yo Jason, you wanna go eat some Chinese food and play 12 rounds of darts...?'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'
quandmuffling by DeForchaser Smortlekoff October 30, 2011
quando omni flunkus moritati
The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
quando omni flunkus moritati by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
Quardom
Quardom by WordSmith2020 April 10, 2020
Quantom Nut
Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.