Quandom 

Somone who is both random and quirky

"That guy is so random and quirky"
"I know, he's such a quandom student"

Quandom by Jack Randomson December 30, 2009

Quandom 

A quad-branded condom

Drangler 1: aw shit i got chlamydia and it wasn't even that good
Drangler 2: damn you should've used a quandom

Quandom by the quandom man June 1, 2022

quandmuffling 

Pronounced Kwond-muffaling and derived from the French literal meaning 'when eating pussy' this word does exactly what it says on the tin.

'Yo Jason, you wanna go eat some Chinese food and play 12 rounds of darts...?'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'

quandmuffling by DeForchaser Smortlekoff October 30, 2011

quandorf 

A fart eminating from one's penis.

That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.

quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".

Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

quando omni flunkus moritati by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

Quardom 

Suffering from severe boredom during a quarantine.

I am experiencing such quardom right now during this Covid pandemic.

Quardom by WordSmith2020 April 10, 2020

Quantom Nut 

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018