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Pussicles 

Pussicles n. - Frozen vaginal secretions.

Discovered 12-18-08 and discussed in detail 12-31-08 by a committee which discusses such things.

Pussicles are most common in sub arctic temperature resulting in the instant freezing of most liquids and bodily fluids. Danger can arise when attempting coitus when pussicles are in danger of forming. However even more dangerous is cunnilingus which can result in the
"Christmas Carol Effect" in which a persons tongue becomes instantly bonded to a surface which is extremely cold.

Clinical Experimentation is currently in progress to determine the exact tempature in which such fluids freeze creating the pussicle effect.


References and documentation will be provided at the completion of clinical trials.
frozen knobular protrusion which forms on the labia due to the excessive cold contacts vaginal secretions hence creating pussicles.

common when going out on the porch for a smoke immediately after coitus. during a major snow storm.
Pussicles by Plucky 000 January 8, 2009
Related Words
A combination between a pussy and clart.
It is said as an insult towards someone displaying an act of extreme cowardice or weakness in some form. It is usually deemed a lot more offensive than just labelling someone as a 'pussy'.
'What happened to you when that fight kicked off bruv? I heard you ran and hid in a skip like a fuckin pussclart?!'
'Nah mate that aint true. I didn't do that'

'So did you like touch her pussy?'
'Mate, I gotta tell you. I was gonna but when I pulled down her pants, I saw her fat bush. The pussclart inside me came out'
'What you do then?'
'Put my kappas on, went downstairs and ate all of her muller corners'

pussclat 

Used commonly to describe the state of a ladies quim due to the natural monthly menstrual process which leaves an almighty mess in their nether regions.
As Leroy went down on Nikita, his chopper was hard as chinese algebra, he was desperate to tear back the panties and chew on the fur burger. He peeled back her knickers only to be faced with a minge suffering from the "fury jams". He yelled out "Me not goin anywhere near dat pussclat, dat ting gonna leave me wit a clowns smile and a barbers pole! Clean yo self up biatch!"
pussclat by Benzilstomper March 13, 2008

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

Pussicles 

1. A frigid vagina.

2. A female genitalia that is cold or hasn't been used in a long time. Equivalent to "BLUE BALLS."
When a man turns a cold shoulder on his wife's sexual needs, she may begin to develop pussicles.
Pussicles by mat-e-kray September 14, 2013

pussyleah 

The greek goddess of pussy; generally used when you put the pussy on a pedestal
"Why don't you just put the pussy on a pedestal and call it pussyleah?!?"
pussyleah by Sideshow Skeeter September 11, 2005