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A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
Dr. Sigmund Freud
by nethcev! April 28, 2004
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A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
by Dr. Jonesy March 07, 2009
Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".
Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson
by psychology nerd July 16, 2011
1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.
I was driving when I saw a psychologist.
by Count Dooko August 20, 2005
someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking
Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"
by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 08, 2015
Useless.
Aha! There goes another useless psychologist!
by victorhadin March 27, 2003
Often shady/sleazy/stupid. Often it's in their best interest that you keep seeing them.. Most are more screwed up than their clients they are supposed to help. Just because a human ape has a couple letters behind their name doesnt mean they stop being an ape.
Beth has a Phd in Psychology. She basically got it by blowing and licking the whole faculty. Just like she did for her Dad/brothers. She has more issues than a 45 year old crackwhore, yet is entrusted with others mental health. Dont trust her, just fuck her thats all shes good for.
by real deal October 23, 2003

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