2 definitions by Count Dooko

polititian

1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.

Polititian A: It was a good movie. Wasn't it?
Polititian B: Yes it was.

by Count Dooko August 23, 2005

Psychologist

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

by Count Dooko August 20, 2005