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1.
To rock, shake, kick or use any other form of abuse towards a vending machine to obtain free snacks.
Yo, Want to go and assess with Team Alpha afterschool?
by Brrrrap boy May 17, 2008
 
2.
The Princess of Ass
Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003