nethcev!'s definitions

Confidence

1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.

"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Kiss

The overture to more exciting lascivious behavior.

Often I've wondered what it would be like to kiss you.
What would your lips taste like?
Could they possibly be as sweat as your disposition?
Could they ever be as warm as your heart?
Would your kisses be short and precious, like the moments we share?
Or would they passionately linger through time, like how my love lingers for you?
Oh how I've wondered!
Oh how I've yearned!
To just once hug your lips with my own.

by nethcev! April 28, 2004

Halloween

A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.

Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

College

An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.

The experience of a former student of DePaul University.

by nethcev! June 27, 2004

Marriage

The sacred and legally binding prelude to divorce.

The marriage of Carmen Electra to Dennis Rodman, the marriage of Tom Cruise to Nicole Kidman, the Marriage of Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston etc, etc, etc,

by nethcev! August 17, 2006

Sinner

One who is better at being a pastor than a saint.

"God have mercy on the sinner
Who must write with no dinner,
No gravy and no grub,
No pewter and no pub,
No belly and no bowels,
Only consonants and vowels."

John Crowe Ransom

by nethcev! November 3, 2006

Logic

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.

To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.

by nethcev! August 31, 2006