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Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing.

wow, those bright purple leather prostipants look like they've been torn off a woman in the red light district

Prostipants by fourjJAY March 8, 2009

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prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

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prostipals

Best friends who are the town tramps.

Hey, there goes Heather and Whitney, the town's prostipals!!

prostipals by EyeHeartHeart April 10, 2015

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Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

Prostipation by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

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Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

Prostipation by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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