Prostipants 

Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing.

wow, those bright purple leather prostipants look like they've been torn off a woman in the red light district

Prostipants by fourjJAY March 8, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

prostipals 

Best friends who are the town tramps.

Hey, there goes Heather and Whitney, the town's prostipals!!

prostipals by EyeHeartHeart April 10, 2015

Prostipation 

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

Prostipation by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Prostipation 

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

Prostipation by i am prostipating September 4, 2023