6 definitions by i am prostipating

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.
Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation
by i am prostipating September 4, 2023
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this is when there is a hurricane, earth quake, and a volcano eruption in the sam time period.
this happened in 1990 -1991 during the period of Corazon Aquino in the Philippines.
pee pi: HOLY S*** A HERRIQUACANO ERUPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
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when you get confused about space, English, mathematics, Kung Fu, Shoes and etc.
pee pi one: yo are you Atmomersynonantonynatomynglithical Mastelumasuyarintergalasikortutation?
pee pi 2: yes.
by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
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vafedgehyueheyuheyiahiueyrteyu is when you comb yout hair and suddenly combust.
hey ma- *explodes*
did he just vafedgehyueheyuheyiahiueyrteyu?
by i am prostipating September 4, 2023
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combination of a chair, table, and stairs.
pee pi one: Hey man where do I sit?
pee pi two: my chablairs.
by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
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by i am prostipating September 4, 2023
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