Prosational 

A cross between Professional and Sensational.

Did you see the size of that Hendry Steamer dude ? that was prosational !

Prosational by Bongus_Man August 15, 2008

probationary relationship 

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

probationary relationship by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

Procrationalization 

Making up excuses (legitimate or otherwise) for procrastinating.

A: I can put off this reading assignment until tomorrow morning. I read faster in the morning anyway.

B: Nice procrationalization.

Procrationalization by NICDFL January 29, 2010

Positional Chubby 

Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.

"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."

"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."

Positional Chubby by ArchangelDuma December 12, 2008

prosexional 

The state of attractiveness that is best attained when dressed for success (or for work).

Professional + sexy

(At bar during happy hour)
Man: Damn girl, you must be coming from work, looking all prosexional. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Hehe, okay!

prosexional by Poshow May 26, 2007

PROMOTIONAL SEX 

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.

Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.

PROMOTIONAL SEX by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008

positional amnesia 

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

positional amnesia by Barking Frog December 1, 2013