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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
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Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want 

The words of a man with his priorities straight
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026