Poontooth
Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.
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Poohtooth
A prank that involves you taking a giant crap, photographing it with your camera phone, then Bluetoothing it to everyone in range.
Poohtooth by (sic)shooters January 18, 2011
poontoon
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009
poonteeth
Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.
poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006
Pootooth
The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
Pootooth by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009
Poontoon
A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"