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Poonfari 

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.
Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat
Related Words

poonshark 

A person who is surprisingly skilled or lucky with getting laid, despite misleading appearances.
That nerd with the highwaters is a total poonshark!
poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008
The innate ability to detect a hot female from beyond visual range or when experiencing Line of Sight(LOS)issues.
Dave's malfunctioning poondar cost him two hookups that night due to inebriation.
poondar by Little Al October 7, 2005

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.
Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.
poonarchist by JimmyDick. November 28, 2007

poonardigan 

one who acts as a poonard
Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.
poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

poonarchy 

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.
poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!
poonarchy by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007