German jailbait. Not kidding all German countries wanna fuck Poland. But they end up getting in {jail} because they {raped} her. 1st Germany Nazi Germany and the Reightangle,and even more.
"Omg I wanna fuck Poland" said Nazi Germany but soon gets in jail after raping Poland.
by Japanisawesome January 28, 2019
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Easily assimilated nation, sucks at war and got bent over. 10/10 would not visit again or ever. Poles are fun to look at except when they're looking back at then you run. Their boy scouts hit a rough patch around 1940 and didn't quite return.
Those Poland people are dumb
by Dan the pole hating man May 31, 2018
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I won't write you about economy, history and stuff...
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.

And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
Show me on the map where is Maroko, without checking on the internet, and than I am pretty shure that U r from Poland ;)
by Pole December 20, 2005
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Land of the hardworking people...they went through so much throughout history.

Also home to a classmate of mine...
"I am Polish"-Paula Siudek (you crazy white sickhead)
by Dreamer July 19, 2003
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A truly wonderful country to visit. Despite some communistic reprecussions, Poland is modernizing quickly, and just like all of Eastern Europe, it's a real gem.

Good:
People, food, sights, history, culture

Bad:
Roads/drivers, its crime, its pollution, some-things-still-old-fashioned
I went to Poland, and neighboring Slovakia during the summer, and it was a memorable trip.
by Verdantai June 23, 2004
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Poland has very hot women and Maria Cuire-Sklodowska was Polish. Ergo: Maria CS had to be really hot woman. She had just radiated the warmth...
"And maybe Maria Curie-Sklodowska was a woman also???" - Max in 'Sexmission'
by Lusac December 15, 2004
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