Poland

Great Country in Central Europe. Inhabitants are very intelligent unlike those dumb fat Americans. This country went through a hard time during the World War 2. Poland destroyed the most Nazi Soldiers,War Ships,Air Crafts,Tanks and other. The French were pussies and gay and didn't want to help Poland attack Germany. Oh Well they were invaded anyways.They are lucky the Britan actually helped them too. Poland got sexy girls, great people and not a lot of fat people.

Look at that sexy blonde chick.
I bet shes from Poland.

by TruPolishThug August 26, 2006

Poland

Just adding to what everyone else wrote, concerning WW2, and all that jazz. If it wasn't for Poland, Europe would be entirely Moslem.

The battle of Vienna. The large-scale battle was won by Polish-Austrian-German forces led by King of Poland John III Sobieski against the Ottoman Empire. If the Poles were to be defeated at Vienna, then nothing would have stopped the Ottomans from conquering the entire continent, and spread their religion. After the defeat of he moslems, John III Sobieski received a gift from the current Pope, I believe it was a Baton or a sword.

Also, the Poles had the best cavalry in the entire world history! The "Winged Hussar's" had the best bred horses, and the biggest as well. They are called "Winged" Hussar's because of the 2 wooden arches on the backs of the Polish cavalryman were lined with feathers from various or a specific bird (not sure) and when the horses would charge toward the enemy, the air passing the through the feathers would create a very, VERY high-pitched screech that would scare the enemy's horses and cause havoc against enemy cavalry. The Polish horses were not affected because they were raised to adjust to that noise.

If it weren't for Poland, Europe would be an Islamic continent.

King John Sobieski III, along with the Polish armies, especially the Winged Hussar's, defeated the Ottoman Empire at the Battle of Vienna, saving Europe from Islam.

by Krzysztof P. March 10, 2008

Poland

A country despite popular belief and internet memes, can into space and is not completely stupid. Poland is also known for great food such as pierogis and kielbasa.

Kurwa Poland can into space!

by Ninjaboy Legoman August 4, 2017

Poland

A loved country where cars are stolen(especially trucks).

I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland
I love Poland
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I love Poland
I had really pretty car
Baby you have as so far
Don't be shy, come with us
We will show you amorous
Then I stay in Poland
Have not car but I don't mind
Chicks in Poland are so hot
I love Poland kurwa mać!
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
Kurwa
Kurwa
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Kurwa
Chicks in Poland are so hot
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I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
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by OHHEEEEELLLLNAAAAAH February 10, 2021

Poland

Poland really came through hard times. Since end of medieval times it was the most powerful country in Europe for several centuries ( from Baltic sea to Black sea ), than - as You can see from today UK and USA, when it's too good, people go nuts from richness so stupidity and laziness become common. Poles were so strong in those times that they managed to change Russian ruler for their own man somewhere about 1600's. Hitler or Napoleon weren't able to do it. John III Sobieski rescued Vienna, and Europe by the way, from Muslim invasion. Austrians thanked Poles 200 hundred years later and, together with Germany and Russia, did partitioning of Poland making it disappear from Europe's maps for 123 years. But Poles didn't gave up, and after I war fought back their country. Than, after about 10 years of freedom II World War began, and Germans attacked it, and after several months so did Russians. Two great powers of those times attacked weak and just recreated country from both sides. There was no hope for winning. Abandoned by it's cowardly and short-sighted allies - UK and France, Poland felt again. And once again, Poles help to fight against Nazis in nearly every European battle and all what they got was another betrayal when it was left by Churchil and Roosvelt for Stalin's Soviet Union. After the fall of communism ( You already guess who started it ) Poland was poor and debted. Yet somehow after only 30 years after communism it still has best economy in Europe in times of global crisis which began in USA.

So if You are asking why Poles go and live in UK and all other western countries, the answer is very simple. Because they can have better and easier life among lazy and uneducated people. Life taught them not to demand to much to be happy, ( big houses, shiny bullshit cars - who needs that ) just basic stuff and family. The problem in Poland is, that still after all those years of communism there's a big mess there. Taxes (3rd in Europe) are very high to pay all those debts and keep the high rate of development, at expense of people. And who wants to live in such country. You have only one life.

If Poles from Poland weren't so brave and straightforward You would now be speaking Arabic and do everyday reading of Koran, my European friend.

Lets face it, this polish bloke from Poland, who has a master degree, works 4 times faster and better than me, and is still happy getting minimum wage. What's wrong with me ?

by Dzidek Dzidecki July 19, 2009

Poland

The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.

Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland

by dafuq February 3, 2012

Poland

a country in central Europe that was ass-raped between 1939 and 1945 during WWII

Dude that guy totally treated me like Poland last night. I feel like my asshole is a warzone.

by stillframe12345 April 30, 2010