Poland is a country that is located in central Europe, and borders the Baltic Sea. It is home to a great number of people, see Polish or Polak.
*Polish Mafia*
Have a party
Have a bal
Drink some beer
Fuck'em all
Roll a joint
Smoke some weed
Do some acid
Take some speed
We are polish
We have class
Fuck with us and
We'll kick your ass

Polska #1
by Wioleta September 18, 2003

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There is a Devil, who travels around the world with his magic pail...
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??
Accualy I'm Pole and I know some Polish girls :D
by Sebo.PL January 28, 2005

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A beautiful country in central Europe, it is the world's 9th most visited country in the world and is much more better than UK obviously
Poland I live in Poland
by Polandisfun November 16, 2012

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For all of those who don't know anything about Poland here is something i learned about it myself:

Counrty located in excact center of geographical Europe. Borders in the west with Germany, Czech Rep. and Slovakia in the South, Ukraine , Beleruss and Latvia on the East.
Polish people, according to the studies, are the most intellingent population in Europe thanks to their great, yet strickt, educational system.
Though the government and economic situation are not in the best shape, Poland made lots of significant changes in their 14 years of transision time. Great country to make investmentsdue to their friendly foreign trade and investment policies.

Poland have in majority friendly citizens, crime is significant low compared to other countries, yet POLAND is number one counry in Europe with the biggest auto theft.

Poland is about to join the European Union in MAy 2004 hoping for new bussines oppurtunities.
Poland is part of NATO, since 1999.
Poles have one of the best Navy in Europe, precised air force, but non uptaded army. Home of the best special forces in Europe called GROM.

I visit this county three times already , and myself being born in Switzerland i have to say that i give them props for building their country the way they are, eversince they changed their government to democratic.


And yes, those Polish girls are hot!!
Poland is the a brave counrty with very long history.
by Martin Gonczarstein November 09, 2003

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I've got a polish background so you fuckers who bag Poland are in for it.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
"Let's go to Poland. I heard the guys there are hot as,"
"Yeah. I'm in"
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006

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When a man or woman sits over you're open mouth and WET farts
GUY ONE: I was with this nasty chick who wanted me to Po Land her.
GUY TWO:Did you do it??? did you wet fart in her open mouth???
GUY ONE:Yeah...
by Catfish Jack March 04, 2010

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A country despite popular belief and internet memes, can into space and is not completely stupid. Poland is also known for great food such as pierogis and kielbasa.
Kurwa Poland can into space!
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by Ninjaboy Legoman August 04, 2017

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