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The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.
Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland
by dafuq February 03, 2012
 
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There is a Devil, who travels around the world with his magic pail...
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??
Accualy I'm Pole and I know some Polish girls :D
by Sebo.PL January 28, 2005
 
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When a man or woman sits over you're open mouth and WET farts
GUY ONE: I was with this nasty chick who wanted me to Po Land her.
GUY TWO:Did you do it??? did you wet fart in her open mouth???
GUY ONE:Yeah...
by Catfish Jack March 04, 2010
 
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A beautiful country in central Europe, it is the world's 9th most visited country in the world and is much more better than UK obviously
Poland I live in Poland
by Polandisfun November 16, 2012
 
26.
I've got a polish background so you fuckers who bag Poland are in for it.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
"Let's go to Poland. I heard the guys there are hot as,"
"Yeah. I'm in"
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006
 
27.

For all of those who don't know anything about Poland here is something i learned about it myself:

Counrty located in excact center of geographical Europe. Borders in the west with Germany, Czech Rep. and Slovakia in the South, Ukraine , Beleruss and Latvia on the East.
Polish people, according to the studies, are the most intellingent population in Europe thanks to their great, yet strickt, educational system.
Though the government and economic situation are not in the best shape, Poland made lots of significant changes in their 14 years of transision time. Great country to make investmentsdue to their friendly foreign trade and investment policies.

Poland have in majority friendly citizens, crime is significant low compared to other countries, yet POLAND is number one counry in Europe with the biggest auto theft.

Poland is about to join the European Union in MAy 2004 hoping for new bussines oppurtunities.
Poland is part of NATO, since 1999.
Poles have one of the best Navy in Europe, precised air force, but non uptaded army. Home of the best special forces in Europe called GROM.

I visit this county three times already , and myself being born in Switzerland i have to say that i give them props for building their country the way they are, eversince they changed their government to democratic.


And yes, those Polish girls are hot!!
Poland is the a brave counrty with very long history.
by Martin Gonczarstein November 09, 2003
 
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Country in Central Europe with bureaucracy rising year by year, ruled by people whose only function is to aggrevate others people life. Law in that country is so obscure that you can break it without even knowing you are doing something wrong.

Some of us think sometimes that only purpose of our government is to defeat our achievements. That is main reason because of which nearly 2 milions of us leaved their country in last few years.

This country is ruled by mafia.

Examples of odd things that has place in last few years: bankruptcy of JTT, Bestcom and many more, Kluska's case, kidnapping and death of Krzystof Olewnik, kidnapping and death of childrens of businessmans from whole country.
by umpalumpafdffd July 19, 2009