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Iphonestipation 

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.
I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.
Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

phonestration 

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)
I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.
phonestration by I did this October 16, 2009