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Super confident and loves hitting the gym, but has trouble with the ladies. Always can be turned to as a good "friend", but nothing more.
Girl 1: "Hey, this guy talked to me, he's such a Peter"
Girl 2: "No way, I think that same guy talked to me!"
Girl 1: "I felt bad because he came on so strong, I gave him my number out of pity"
by PM-ME-UR-WATERMELON March 17, 2016
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A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).
Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.
by Reekoh July 16, 2016
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(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
by jozer0 August 02, 2016
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a peters is a shit cunt butchers bitch that can't fish or shot a tree to save his life
girl- see that peters over there he talks more shit then his ass hole
by fuckenshazzar December 05, 2016
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A one of a kind dude. Peter throws parties all the time, and they're always the best. Everybody likes this guy. But right when you want to bring him into your circle of friends, he does something terrible, and you dont ever want to speak to him ever again.
Bro 1: DUDE! PETER IS SO AWESOME!
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. I know, his parties are rockin.

(Next Week)

Bro 1: DUDE. PETER GOT DRUNK AND CRASHED MY CAR.
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. What an idiot.
by FrickenRocken May 11, 2011
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One who has no natural physical ability whatsoever, cannot throw, cannot catch, cannot run, cannot hit etc, etc,etc, but thinks he is the next coming of Pedro Guererro.
He trips over his own feet, but he thinks he's Barry Bonds. He's such a peters.
by Anonymmous December 15, 2003
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A person, usually male, whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable, especially social and sexual norms. Comparable to a lech, a Peter is unpleasantly strange and makes members of the opposite sex, or same in some cases, concerned about their safety and overall well-being. Peters are most often found in social gatherings because of the protection and cover provided in a crowded room, they have difficulty entering into and maintaining healthy relationships, and in most cases, have criminal backgrounds.
"Ew, why does that Peter keep watching us while we make out?"
by KMANEAST May 11, 2010
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