a large cave troll like creature who has ammonites for nipples and coal seams for eyebrows. the peter oftens sports umbro brand clothing and has a strange preference for orange clothin. it is more commonly known as the 'pedro' or the 'pedrock'
guy 1 "what the hell is that?"
guy 2 "thats a peter"
by moe stiffy February 11, 2010
is a person who doesn't try for you, will ignore your feelings, and loves to just see people cry. He's still in love with his ex yet has a new girlfriend and refuses to try and be friends with the ex. He's a douche, likes to lie, and cheats on girls just to teach his girlfriend a lesson.
g/f: why did you cheat on me?!
Peter: because you were flirting with that guy. So why not?
by Yet_I_will_always_love_you May 02, 2010
ugly small dick


one who enjoys eating its own sperm
Its so small i need a magnifying glass-what a peter...

"Did you hear about him?

What about him?

He collects and eats his own sperm!

GROSS! what a peter!"
by tru4u September 14, 2010
another word for penis
Hey, see that queer over there? He totally sucks peter
by Ieatpussyman February 13, 2009
Has a fettish with urine.
Intimidating and distructive of others.
Mentally disturbed.
I went to the toilets and it stank of Peter
by azsu February 04, 2010
common slang used in Germany.
"Ey Junge, hast du Peter!?" "Standart!" "Beste!"

"Ey Kid, you got Peter!?" "Course!" "Dope!"
by Führer August 13, 2007
Usually thinks he is the best at everything. Is nice until he becomes one of ur best of friends then becomes meaner. Usually has alot of friends and decent at sports. Talks with a lisp.
He has a lisp but rocks da house! He must be a peter.
by john schlongggggggggg May 06, 2008

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