Perkulate 

verb used to cheer one up when said one is being a downer.

"dude, you need to perkulate! You're killing my buzz!"

Perkulate by Amawali March 4, 2013

Perkinater 

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!

Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)

Perkinater by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

Perculator

A Percocet drug addict

(Man 1): bro your such a perculator

(Man 2): *has seizure*

Perculator by Strawberry milk man March 26, 2021

periclated 

Function: adjective
Etymology: pseaudo-Latin periclatus, from past participle of Xavierescense grow old, become disused, perhaps from ob- toward + solEre to be accustomed.

1 a : no longer in use or no longer useful b : of a kind or style no longer current : OLD-FASHIONED
2 of a plant or animal part : indistinct or imperfect as compared with a corresponding part in related organisms :

1) These clothes are periclated.
2) That mullet is periclated.

periclated by Xavier (Professor X) Rustom May 15, 2005

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Peggulated 

To have an adverse affect on a computer resource because you A) don't fully understand the application that you're using; B) don't possess the good grasp of the operating system you're using it on the way you think you do; C) don't have a functional understand of how a network functions; D) haven't involved the correct people in your "project" who can help you with any of those things; and E) screw up a production service or services as a result of the above because you "Pegged" a computer resource that wasn't designed to do what you're expecting to do in the first place.

"Uh oh, the datacenter DS3 utilitization just jumped from 5% to 100% utilization."

"Already looking into it... looks like the SMS server again. Probably deploying OS patches."

"I thought they scheduled that to take place at 3AM."

"Musta been Peggulated."

Peggulated by Jehster July 3, 2008

Jerkulate 

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

Jerkulate by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011