Definitions by weasel990

Syphorrhea 

A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time

Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.

Syphorrhea by Weasel990 August 4, 2017

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Constipationalist 

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

Constipationalist by weasel990 June 22, 2013

PMF 

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

PMF by weasel990 October 7, 2010

barnisseur 

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

barnisseur by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Hershey remnants 

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

Hershey remnants by weasel990 July 11, 2010

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

irritable bow-wow syndrome by weasel990 July 11, 2010