weasel990's definitions

PMF

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"

My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.

by weasel990 January 25, 2010

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

by weasel990 January 22, 2010

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

puddlephelia

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

by weasel990 July 11, 2009