Perdork 

Your Cock Fool..
A little duck with clet lip syndrome.

Whoa dude I cant stop touching your
Perdork man..

That duck is fucked.

Perdork by Turtlebater April 27, 2009

pernorkel 

used to describe a person who is an idiot, dolt, moron, clown.

someone who says things without thinking

"James is such a pernorkel, he went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper instead of a Big Mac."

"You serioulsy didn't lose your wallet while taking a slash did you? You are a complete pernorkel!"

pernorkel by Bianca & Tom May 9, 2007