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I wanted to have sex with this hot guy, but I didn't have time to wash my pashunk before I left the house so I pretended to pass out.
Pashunk by Bywood Babe August 10, 2009
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pachunkachunk 

1) a big fat ass, chunky (as in chunky monkey)
2) Not something you would strive for, or tap for that matter.
Damn, look at the pachunkachunk on that girl, I'm not going home with her...
Related Words
Passion. But with a Pashun.
I have a Pashun for the USSR.
pashun by Alex Radin January 20, 2006
Pashuna by Astorik February 21, 2011

Pachunkies 

Its your personal space, your bubble.
Get out of my pachunkies.
Pachunkies by offthewallagain May 17, 2009
In a video game "Rust" created by Facepunch Studios, Pachunk is the sound a grenade launcher does when fired. Because of that players started using that term when they refered to the before mentioned grenage launcher, as well as to the act of shooting it. The term was popularized by a Rust streamer Bchillz!
Where did you put the pachunk?

Pachunk that guy!
Pachunk by Hasamida September 4, 2019

Pasunkee 

A religion to some. A cult to others. A city, to the Russians. Pasunkee is simply a modernised Taoism, where members find balance in not just the universe, but time and space.

It's a well known fact that we will all die someday, but Pasunkee chooses to move beyond that.

It chooses to express every atom, every shed of matter we contain, and reunite it with infinity, the very nature of existence.

You see, world leaders of our time have always advocated for unity and freedom. But as long as we are restrained from the laws of physics, biology, and science in general, as well as time, and space, we can never truly be free, and we can never truly be united. But at the end of time, only matter will remain. This matter will be everyone who has ever and ever will live. This is the belief of Pasunkee.

Early Pasunkeelanders (Members of Pasunkee) include Sun Tzu, who wrote the art of war, Qin Shi HuangDi, a former emperor of China, Mao Zedong, a former Chinese communist leader, Winston Churchhill, a former UK Prime Minister, and Antoine Lavoisier, a chemist who discovered the law of conservation of matter, that it can neither be created nor destroyed.

It's principles can coincide with other religions too, such as Islam, Buddhism, or Christianity.

Regardless of your belief, it is inevitable.

discord.gg/e6WvBg3vms <- Consider joining other Pasunkeelanders.
"Hey dude, you follow Pasunkee?"
"Isn't that that rip-off Taoism shit?"

"Whatever."
Pasunkee by Titanspeed March 20, 2024
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