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Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).
Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.
Party-Machine by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

fax machine party 

a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!
"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"

part of the machine 

(Preludes) Butt Leach, Brown Nose.

A Person Can Become "Part Of The Machine" If After Receiving A Promotion Or Raise. They Become Obedient To The Authority Often While Having No Regard For Former Relationships.
(A.K.A.) Gone Corporate, Gone Matrix.
Damn! Whats Gotten Into Him Lately? He Treats Us Like Shit and He Thinks His Don't Stink!

Ahh He's "Part Of The Machine" Fuck'em...
part of the machine by DGringo October 1, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026