Parrograph 

A very long, drunken text message. generally to a girl/boy that you have a crush on.

oh no i cant believe i sent that Parrograph last night i'm so embarrassed

Parrograph by JonnyWalked November 14, 2013

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornograph 

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

Pornograph by dark-photon November 21, 2013

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.

Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Pornographic Thespian by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010

five-paragraph essay 

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").

My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.

five-paragraph essay by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) 

Worlds most popular porn star, Lisa Ann. Has many scenes with top names from amateur videos, bondage, double penetration all the way to gangbangs. Known for her huge 38e breasts and intense hardcore scenes.

Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified dental assistant. In 1997 she quit the porn business due to an AIDS scare. During her time away she returned to dancing in strip clubs around the United States. Later she returned to the industry as first an agent and then eventually as a performer again. It was during this time she founded Clear Talent Management, which later was renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management, based in California. She is perhaps best known as of 2008 and 2009 for her on-camera portrayal of right-wing politician Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Lisa's over-a-decade career continues with great strength as her popularity grows. She is perhaps one of the most popular performers in the "MILF" and "Cougar" genres of the porn industry.

Has won many awards such as best group scene, Milf of the year and many more.

Seen that new lisa Ann (pornographic actress) movie?

Yeah! She's a kinky cougar!

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) by Qwertyas November 9, 2013