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Wow look at nick paravan I can’t believe he’s a paragay
Paragay by Nick paravan December 28, 2021
Wow that nick paravan sure is a paragay
Paragay by Nick paravan December 28, 2021

Paraguayan-Twenty 

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.
Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
Paraguayan-Twenty by JF4 December 8, 2017

Paraguayan 

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.
I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole
Paraguayan by A Rebel October 14, 2010

Paraguayan Popsicle 

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."
Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"
Sexuality - Likes girls no matter the gender
Are you straight?
No, Im Papagay
Papagay by Matt069 January 17, 2022