Parachute Poo 

When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.

The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.

Parachute Poo by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006

Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.

Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.

Poorachute by Pooventer March 4, 2011