Paperweight

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away

by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011

Paperweight

Refers to the less attractive person in the relationship.

I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.

by BootyInspector February 6, 2018

Paperweight

When a Male take a piss with his penis out but his balls behind the elastic bands of his pants.

John paperweight when he takes a piss

by WordFinder October 11, 2008

paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

paperweight

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.

JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah

by MrFeeney October 4, 2008

paperweight

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.

Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.

by Emre August 13, 2004

paperweight

See Macintosh or PS3

This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...

by Darkv1 April 27, 2007